To order Royal Meow products, contact Mark via email at theroyalmeow@gmail.com, message through Facebook, or call/text at (360)696-8924. Local pickup (Portland OR/Vancouver WA) or delivery available for a fee if within 15 miles of my workshop in Vancouver Washington. Shipping is possible, typically around half the product price including crating fees.
We never know when they'll attack. The Rat King is devious and his minions adept. Here we keep vigilant watch, for our ancestors and their ancestors before them lived and died on this sacred ground. We do find time for leisure of course, and the fields that border Panther Creek sprout the most potent nip.
The King of all Royal Meow Castles, Panther Creek features two platforms, a cozy cave, and a top nest made from a recycled car tire. Towering at nearly 6 feet, Panther Creek will keep your cats happy and look fantastic in your home.
Price 1160
The shadows cast by Silver Star, where rats will sneak while cats stand guard. Keen eyes see right where they are, in the shadows cast by Silver Star.
Silver Star is about 4 feet tall, has two platforms, and a cozy cave. It's a perfect place for your little lions to nap and play.
Price 720
It's late at night, and only the faintest of shadows are cast by the anemic moonlight. What's that? Something moved... Green eyes glow in the darkness of Feline Fortress.
Feline Fortress is the original Royal Meow design and still going strong. At 4 feet tall with 2 platforms, this castle has everything your kitties need for rest and play.
Price 700
I've been traveling for days struggling to get home to my mate and our kits. There has been no sign of the coyotes since yesterday. I found some tasty mushrooms earlier but I'd like a little more to eat. My journey has been long and exhausting. I think I'll stop and rest in this small cave.
Small Cave is about 30 inches tall and features one large platform and a cave.
Price 460
Salmon swim lazily in the stream below. Watching them makes you very sleepy. A tiny deer mouse stirs the grasses rooted in the muddy banks on the far side. Danger lurks near. However, today only brings droopy eyes and dreams of napping in the sun. Such is the life at Skyriver Keep.
At nearly 5 feet tall, Skyriver Keep features a single platform and a recycled car tire nest.
Price 920
High atop the craggy peaks of the Firecat Mountains sits the desolate Outpost 215. This ancient structure was once a monastery for the cat monks of Catera. It's always peaceful here, except for the occasional squawking of crows.
Outpost 215 is 4 feet tall and features a large single perch. A good option for big solitary cats.
Price 630
Far away in the hidden forest, near the deep blue Pool of Tranquility, a lonely tower stands guard. This is Critter Burrow, and your cat has the next watch!
Critter Burrow is nearly 5 feet tall and features and single perch and recycled car tire nest on top. This is the original recycled car tire design by Royal Meow.
Price 890
"Inside the hollow stump is the opening to a secret passage that winds its way to the top of the cliff. Not far from there you'll find the lower gates of Mountain Watch. Whatever you do, absolutely do... not... go... " And with those last words the old tomcat gulped a stretching yawn, briefly struggled to keep his eyes open, then drifted off into the soundest of catnaps from which I could not wake him.
This piece includes 2 platforms and a cave. It is about 4 feet tall. The lower platform is about 2 feet up so this is a good option for older cats who aren't as spry as the used to be.
Price 780
We are the Lions of Crow Patrol
We march over rivers and through the snow
We fight for the Cat Queen, wherever we roam
For we are the Lions of Crow Patrol
Crow Patrol is a good option for tight spaces. Height is 30 inches with a single platform.
Price 390
Dusty, cob webs, antiques and heirlooms, you never know what you'll find up here. Sometimes I just come to sit and think. Sometimes it's to get away from the dog.
This castle is about 4 feet tall and features 2 platforms and a cave. The first platform is quite low so it's a good option for older cats who's springs are broke.
Price 720
I crouch low in the shadows. Barely breathing, I watch, I wait. I am the darkness, master of black night. No creature can detect my stealthy purrrrrfection. "I see your paw!" meows Kali Cat, hissing with delight. I howl angrily, spit and pounce on her. She skulks away, wondering why I won't share this wonderful place.
Cat Cave is about 4 feet tall and features a single platform and a full sisal cave.
Price 740
The stair was not long and suddenly I found myself standing before the gates of a towering, forgotten castle that, if not for a heavy layer of dust, stood as glorious and formidable as when the last, giant brick was placed into it's stout bulwarks. I stayed and rested there for many days, for the atmosphere was peaceful and food and water aplenty surrounded its walls. Ah, miss that quiet, restful place, I do. I will travel back there someday, should I ever get the gumption.
At about 4 feet tall and featuring two platforms, Beacon Rock is a good choice for solitary felines.
Price 615
I don't always stay at the classiest places, but when I do, I stay at the Sellwood Empress.
Sellwood Empress is 5 feet tall and features 3 platforms.
Price 890
The old 3-legged bobcat who owned the joint was the nicest fella I'd ever met. Even with the eyepatch and scarred face, he seemed to have a way with the ladies.
Bobcat Club is nearly 6 feet tall and includes a single platform, a cave, and a cozy recycled car tire nest.
Price 1090
We were lost for many days but eventually made our way back. We never found that place again.
Lost Cavern is 4 feet tall and includes a single platform and sisal cave.
Price 690
That summer was the greatest of my life. I will never forget the smell of the ocean and the sound of waves crashing on the beach. If I get my boat repaired, I'll sail back to that island and never come back.
Calicove is 5 feet tall and features 2 platforms and a sisal cave.
Price 890
We worked all summer on that fort in the woods. Stealing boards and nails from my dad's shop and not coming home until mom called for us two or three times. For all I know it's still there up in that tree swaying in the wind and waiting for someone to come and play.
Tabby Shack is 5 feet tall, includes 3 platform levels, and is made from reclaimed wood.
Price 980
Don't mess with Big Mama.
Big Mama is all business at 5 feet tall and featuring 3 platforms.
Price 400
I like how her dress billowed as she whirled around the dance floor.
Includes a 5 foot hefty sisal post, 2 platforms and a large cave.
Price 450
Don't laugh, my kid named this one.
Snuggle Buggle is 4 feet tall and has 2 platforms. A simple, high quality scratch post and hangout.
Price 320
Pet me if you want. Stop when I say so.
Little Hiss is a single platform tower attached to a beefy 30 inch scratch post. Durable high quality for small spaces.
Price 250
It's dark in there and I heard something. I think this spot is taken.
Cave Hiss features a stout 30 inch scratch post with a large, cozy cave on top. Purrrfect for small spaces.
Price 250
File those claws for beautiful paws.
Claw saw is 30 inches tall and is the toughest scratching post you'll ever find.
Price 95
He was, without question, the toughest tomcat on the block.
The Duke is 33 inches tall with a 6 inch diameter sisal post. Purrrfect for mountain lions, saber tooth tigers, polar bears, velociraptors, etc.
Price 135
There was just something different about it, ya know?
Pallet Post has a stout 30 inch sisal post and a reclaimed wood base. Super classy!
Price 115
We tore that place up, at least we thought so.
Most Post is just a simple, high quality sisal scratch post that is 27 inches tall. Ten times better than what's at big box store.
Price 75
These old bones just aren't what they used to be...
Spiral Stairs can be added to most Royal Meow castle designs for older cats who need a little help getting up or down. Shown here are two Spiral Stairs added to Critter Burrow.
Price 50
